Lmao so my dad opened up a fortune cookie he got from a wedding he went to last night. This is what it read. I don’t know the people getting married but they either have a really good sense of humor and purposely wrote it like that or they just have really bad spelling. LOL

tehlolbrary:

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assshole:

omg *__*

Scary ass dream.

I dreamt that I got 2 parking tickets and a speeding ticket on the same day. Then I got home and faced the wrath of my parents. LOL scariest shit ever then I woke up. HAHA xD

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josephineung

wooof wooof! whats up jojo!??! long time no talk!

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